factualinfosphere:

crimson-firecat:

factualinfosphere:

crimson-firecat:

factualinfosphere:

crimson-firecat replied to your post: Hello! Would you please tell us all some facts about the Black Plague?
My rats are greatly offended by this, Fact. >8[
… The Fact Sphere does not recall mentioning it cares about your rodents.

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*drops Midna- THE BIGGER ONE- on top of his core* >8I They would like a word with you anyway.

*Flails at it for a moment, pushing the rodent off and glaring up at you* THAT WAS WHOLLY UNNECESSARY.. The Fact Sphere demands a apology for your rude and irrational behavior.

*Midna squeaks loudly and runs up onto my arm and hides in my hair like a pussy* You scared her you butt!! >8C AND insulted her people! YOU apologize!!

…. It is a rodent.. A rodent. And it’s “people” are not people, they are also rodents. Vermin whom serve no purpose but spread filth and wage costly civil wars. You dropped a filthy animal on the Fact Sphere, that is far more worthy of a apology.

*Narrows eyes* Excuse you? They are not filthy. They’re a hell of a lot cleaner than anything in this dump. They contribute way more to society than you do, buttmunch. ‘m not apologizing.

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