…. It is a rodent.. A rodent. And it’s “people” are not people, they are also rodents. Vermin whom serve no purpose but spread filth and wage costly civil wars. You dropped a filthy animal on the Fact Sphere, that is far more worthy of a apology.
*Narrows eyes* Excuse you? They are not filthy. They’re a hell of a lot cleaner than anything in this dump. They contribute way more to society than you do, buttmunch. ‘m not apologizing.
That is incorrect. Rodents carry more diseases than any other form of animal, and far more than any inanimate object. Also, the Fact Sphere contributes more to society than a creature that serves no purpose other than to consume insects and defecate inside of walls.
These are pet rats. Not wild rats. 8I They stay almost entirely in a cage, which is kept sanitary, and I bathe them often. Get yer shit straight man.
Also my rats serve the comminuty by being adorable and less annoying than you.~
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factualinfosphere reblogged this from crimson-firecat and added:
*Growls, rubbing his chassis and glaring up at her* In Richard’s scale of greater wittiness, it would place your IQ...
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How’s this for witty?! *kicks him*
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